Today, while having a shower my toddler decided to get in too.... - FML

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By Mama J - 16/06/2018 13:08 - Canada - Yellowknife

Today, while having a shower my toddler decided to get in too. I let him,... half way through he decided to poop in the tub. FML

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Jr Malvitz 15

Tuesday 19 June 2018 14:14

At least you wasnt taking a bath

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Jr Malvitz 15

Tuesday 19 June 2018 14:14

At least you wasnt taking a bath

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