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By SpaceWitch - 10/09/2018 22:00

Today, my financially-struggling boyfriend found a $100 bill on the ground. He has not paid for a date since 2013. Today, it's also my birthday. He spent the money on takeout. For himself. FML
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Emma Marshall 19

And you're still with him why?

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wtfdaemon 3

Get rid of him, he's a ******* bum.

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Emma Marshall 19

And you're still with him why?

86 2
wtfdaemon 3

Get rid of him, he's a ******* bum.

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julfunky 29

He spent $100 on takeout alone??

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interesting33 36

yeah what did he buy that cost that much? and he didn't share?

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Sounds like he needs a better job or change his spending habits. If he really loves you, you’d be his first priority.

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awildwhisper 30

That's not a boyfriend, it's a leech that occasionally cuddles you.... but mostly uses you for money it seems :/

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blightsight 10

I can see why he's struggling financially

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chosha_fml 26

That tells you a lot, OP. Choose wisely.

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RichardPencil 30

What is wrong with you? Have you no self-respect? You need to find a man who will pay for at least a few dates. I’m sorry you think so little of yourself that you have to be the sugar momma to a parasite. I apologize if this is harsh, but someone should have said something like this over the past five years.

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tounces7 27

If Peter Pencil is actually forgoing his usual terrible jokes and giving you advice instead, then you know damn well there's something seriously ****** up about your situation.

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Zekfen 17

If that wasn’t enough of a sign for you, then you deserve it the “happy” life he will give you.

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