Today, my boss made a huge show of working through food poisoning,... - FML

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By bress - 18/05/2018 22:48

Today, my boss made a huge show of working through food poisoning, having vomited at his desk several times, and yelled at me for calling in with the flu last week. FML

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interesting33 36

Sunday 20 May 2018 21:41

That is selfish and not ok on your boss's part. He is spreading germs and creating a horrible work environment. He is also encouraging workers to work when I'll. he needs to prevent the spread of germs and prioritise the welfare of his employees, and himself.

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interesting33 36

Sunday 20 May 2018 21:41

That is selfish and not ok on your boss's part. He is spreading germs and creating a horrible work environment. He is also encouraging workers to work when I'll. he needs to prevent the spread of germs and prioritise the welfare of his employees, and himself.

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