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By Anonymous - 08/05/2018 19:00

Today, I went to a cute frog-themed frozen yogurt shop that was surprisingly realistic. So realistic, in fact, that there was a dead fly in my yogurt. I found it with my tongue. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ppema - 31/07/2015 18:28 - United States

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

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Alas, poor Kermit

By W...T...F - 09/08/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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By Ser17 - 10/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

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By #201 - 05/02/2009 13:23 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

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The passenger

By F.L.Stubbs - 05/08/2023 00:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I was drinking coffee at work, while being surrounded by a lot of flies in the area I was working. Later, in the evening, I found a fly under my bottom denture plate. It'd been there for about 12 hours. FML

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Yummy

By munckncruncj15 - 22/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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By adad - 01/02/2010 14:34 - France

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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Ewwwwww

By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States

Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML

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MannyWasHere 12

Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:13

lol, you got too into character

IAmClay 24

Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:14

Sprinkles alternative

Comments

BrotherPhil 35

Tuesday 10 April 2018 1:06

At least you found it in a way that fits the theme.

MannyWasHere 12

Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:13

lol, you got too into character

IAmClay 24

Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:14

Sprinkles alternative

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:15

That’s pretty good — live flies would be better, ribbitt!

ARISKomuniszt 24

Tuesday 8 May 2018 20:07

froggy froyo

routerere 10

Tuesday 8 May 2018 20:57

I can't decide if you should ask for your money back or tip extra for the realism.

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 8 May 2018 21:51

You even found it with your tongue just like a real frog!

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 8 May 2018 22:17

Sweet Frog sure does live up to its name, where the frogs are so kind, they're willing to share their flies with you.

John Nemeth 14

Wednesday 9 May 2018 0:36

I *ribbit* my case.

dexter420 21

Wednesday 9 May 2018 2:34

Its a frog eat frog world

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