By Oh God - 24/05/2018 06:00

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Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML
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ajh1800 25

Why would you have sex at his house when meeting his family for the first time?

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mssileas 25

I think a lot of you missed how this was posted by a dude, so basically his bf's dad expressed just being glad that his son didn't take it up the a**.

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ajh1800 25

Why would you have sex at his house when meeting his family for the first time?

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aruden 25

She probably wasn't intending to meet his family.

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aruden 25

My bad your right totally glanced over that key detail when it read it. That's the problem with FMLing at 3am.

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MsKittyKatWeber 10

exactly!! they deserve to get caught. How gross is her boyfriend for continuing? ew

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Dave_Davington 33

He wanted sausages dipped in barbecue sauce, right?

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RichardPencil 30

I’ll bet you didn’t ask for sausage.

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tranced_ 45

Do people even knock the door these days ?!

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Lobby_Bee 17

All that's missing is a high five from his dad.

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RichardPencil 30

If he showed up ten minutes later, I’m guessing tossed salad would be crossed off the menu.

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aruden 25

Well you could always fall to your knees and beg for forgiveness but it sounds like his dad has already seen you on your knees.

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mssileas 25

I think a lot of you missed how this was posted by a dude, so basically his bf's dad expressed just being glad that his son didn't take it up the a**.

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Dannah Lawrence 2

thank you for clearing that up. I didn't get it at first.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Really? Heteros really need to learn that same-sex couples don't have to fit opposite-sex couple stereotypes.

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KittyMack 13

Yeah I hate that. I had a gay bestie for years & got too many people asking me "which of them is the 'woman'?". NEITHER! THAT'S THE POINT! My BFF was a bottom but was decidedly manly (fixing cars, fighting, watching football). Bottoming isn't the same as being a sub or whatever. Hell I'm a plain old cis get female and even I'm not "the woman" in every aspect of my relationships.

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Kaili McCoy 6

“Really” to which part? I agree it’s maddening on the “who’s the woman” part of same sex or non-binary couples. I’m just hoping it’s not a “really” to expecting different standards of decency. I think it’s weird that they decided to bone upon meeting the parents for the first time. Unless, the bf was just trying to smuggle his partner home and it was an awkward not-yet-ready-to-meet-but-hey-there-you-are, I still think most people would want to give a polite first impression.

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_ali__cat_ 14

Aside from the fact that there's doesn't need to be a "man" or "woman" in that sense, kudos to your bf for still going when his dad walked in. Zero *****.

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Bubbilility 27

I think the dude giving at least a **** was the issue here.

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