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By AlreadyGotTheDivorcePapers - 13/10/2018 05:00

Today, I heard my husband repeating the name “Kristen” in his sleep. I’m not Kristen. FML
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nanxi 30

Hi, fmlife.com? I'd like to return this FML on account of it not being an FML at all, thanks. Unless we're missing something, it's just sleep-talking. It tends to be random by nature. Chill, OP.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Don't jump to conclusions. You can't blame a man for dreaming.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Don't jump to conclusions. You can't blame a man for dreaming.

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tounces7 27

I foresee an FML in the future from the guy about being married to some crazy woman who starts fights with him about things he says while dreaming.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

"Why do you keep talking about cheeseburgers? This is a vegan household!"

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nanxi 30

Hi, fmlife.com? I'd like to return this FML on account of it not being an FML at all, thanks. Unless we're missing something, it's just sleep-talking. It tends to be random by nature. Chill, OP.

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Veroswen 3

Did you have the divorce papers before this? Or just ran out and got them before posting here? That kinda seems unlikely. I'm guessing this is far from the only issue with your relationship. Plus the sleep thing could be completely innocent.

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RichardPencil 30

Divorce is going to be an expensive and harrowing ordeal. A much easier solution is to legally change your name to Kristen. YWIA

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weeping_willow 25

Uh, what is there to be mad about, exactly? My fiancée repeats “lamp post” sometimes in his sleep... should I be worried he’s sleeping with a lamp post?

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PhoenixChick 26

Pro tip: have your affairs with strippers with really, really offbeat stripper names and your wife will never suspect. Lamp Post, Shoelaces, Bicycle Chain, etc.

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PhoenixChick 26

No, no, he was saying "Christian." Reminding himself about those sacred marriage vows.

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Dave_Davington 33

You mean he's a religo? Now there's an actual reason to get the divorce papers out.

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volunteer 8

that's bad~ i think you need have a chat with your husband, but dont't be so sentive

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stormy0307 16

No it’s not. How often have you dreamed about someone other than your significant other? I’m not even talking in a sexual nature. Like the other night I was dreaming about a coworker and how I couldn’t find her at the airport, in the dream our flight was boarding for a business trip.

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geekynerd88 10

Just really likes Kristen Stewart.

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TumblrweedPasses 11

Everyone chats nonsense in their sleep Maybe just ask him if he knows anyone with that name and laugh about it

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skippydoda 32

My husband talks in his home dialect all the time when he's sleeping. It's just annoying because I don't know what he's saying.

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