Today, I found out my wife, who has been claiming didn't want... - FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2018 20:05

Today, I found out my wife, who has been claiming didn't want sex with anyone, is pregnant with another man's child. She blamed me for " not knowing how to have sex". FML

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user53658 15

Thursday 7 June 2018 14:17

well, she obviously don't know how to use birth control.

interesting33 36

Wednesday 30 May 2018 18:41

this is not your fault. she should talk about her issues, not cheat. I'm not in her situation but it sounds completely unreasonable of her to use that excuse.

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 30 May 2018 18:41

this is not your fault. she should talk about her issues, not cheat. I'm not in her situation but it sounds completely unreasonable of her to use that excuse.

user53658 15

Thursday 7 June 2018 14:17

well, she obviously don't know how to use birth control.

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