By .22 - 16/06/2018 04:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I brought a guy home for the first time in a while. Everything was going great, and we ended up breaking my bed. To clarify: we didn't have sex, we just broke my bed. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23

Worst, porno, ever.

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real life problems 26

God damnit IKEA, you and your 'extra' pieces.

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RichardPencil 30

Fat people need lovin’, too! You need a reinforced bed frame when two of you decide to bump uglies.

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real life problems 26

God damnit IKEA, you and your 'extra' pieces.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Worst, porno, ever.

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wanted_2_want 40

Let me guess: You both were SOOO happy that started jumping in bed, right? Right?

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PenguinPal3017 19

I hope that only says something about the bed and nothing about you two!

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bluhbluhbluh 14

How many times do I have to tell you, you're too old to jump on the bed.

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Mungolikecandy 19

At least you had fun playing trampoline.

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Davros 12

From Edinburgh eh? Must of been playing a mean game of hide the shillelagh

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dexter420 21

You gotta check the weight capacity on furniture first

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Lobby_Bee 17

There are many other places where you can have sex besides the bed. Shower sex, kitchen sex, garage sex, garden sex, playground sex, and much much more.

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_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

One of those is not like the others.

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Jr Malvitz 15

actually 2 of them are not like the others two are out in public

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