Today, my mother barged into my room and called me a demon, along... - FML

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By "akward conversations" - 22/02/2018 04:54

Today, my mother barged into my room and called me a demon, along with multiple other things. All because I forgot to take my lexapro. She then snatched my dog that was happily laying on my chest and walked out with him while muttering about how he didn't want to be with a demon. FML

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