Animals: It's Cat-Dog!

It's Cat-Dog!

By Deceptive Dog 1242 - 23/08/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I pulled something out of my tiny 6 month old puppy's mouth, thinking it was a cord that he had gotten a hold of. As it turns out, it was a baby mouse he had caught and killed. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 06/09/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 02/03/2013 00:54 - United States

Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML

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By shadokis - 12/09/2012 18:31 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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Pests

By mom - 30/01/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML

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Fetch!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 06:17 - United States - Oakland

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By yuck - 15/11/2011 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

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Yucky!

By theapplesleader - 23/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 23 August 2018 20:39

Dog did dog thing. What other natural behaviors surprise you? "Holy crap, that guy just made a really weird noise with his ass!" "You mean he farted?" "What's 'farted'?"

joeyl2008 29

Thursday 23 August 2018 20:33

So?

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joeyl2008 29

Thursday 23 August 2018 20:33

So?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 23 August 2018 20:39

Dog did dog thing. What other natural behaviors surprise you? "Holy crap, that guy just made a really weird noise with his ass!" "You mean he farted?" "What's 'farted'?"

blightsight 10

Thursday 23 August 2018 21:27

Did your dog also lick its balls?

real life problems 26

Thursday 23 August 2018 21:54

Then the dog died? What's the FML here

boopingsnoot 24

Thursday 23 August 2018 23:06

Yorkies and several other small breeds were bred to hunt mice.

IrieStorm 9

Friday 24 August 2018 1:22

Where's the FML? Many breeds of dog were bred to hunt rodents and small animals.

GIJoefan 6

Friday 24 August 2018 1:53

Maybe your dog is a Terrier breed? Many Terriers hunt rodents.

WHSKitty4ever 23

Friday 24 August 2018 2:30

Reminds me of a full-grown Rotten Shepard catching a rat. It squeaked, so I thought it was one of his toys and almost picked it up. FML.

julfunky 29

Friday 24 August 2018 3:01

Let’s clarify something here: The FML isn’t about a dog killing a mouse, it’s about this person grabbing said mouse with his bare hands. Let’s stop with the “where’s the FML” nonsense — touching a dead critter when you’re not expecting to sucks. I know.