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Today, while arguing with my pregnant wife, she said, “You can’t understand. I’m creating life. What are you creating, besides poop?” FML

By caca maker - / Sunday 13 January 2013 09:22 / Canada
By diapersplease - / Sunday 7 June 2015 01:17 / United States - Buffalo
JillianJuneBug Say more :
Lol, my dad always had this type of sense of humor. He was mostly serious about this though, so we keep the 10+ cards in the glove box.
By JillianJuneBug - / Saturday 16 May 2015 16:16 / United States - Standish
By Anonymous - / Thursday 6 August 2009 00:47 / United States
FMZiggy Say more :
Hey people, just to clear some things up, as is tradition: my girlfriend and I live in an apartment for students, within a house that has been divided into multiple apartments and studios. The municipality has recently decided to check all student housing, and before then it wasn't a problem to have the basement as our bedroom. Seeing as we are renting the place, we can't really make adjustments to...
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By ThatSped - / Thursday 18 February 2016 03:22 / Canada - Moncton
MzZombicidal Say more :
This actually happened a couple months ago, but I'm currently very happy with my new job (I work as a sales associate for my local grocery store, if you're wondering). I WAS very happy for my friend but I couldn't help but to be irritated at her luck of continuously quitting and finding jobs with ease (She works with elderly people). I had been near the breaking point when I finally got the job. My...
By MzZombicidal - / Tuesday 17 December 2013 17:28 / United States - Radcliff
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By daddy'sgirl / Thursday 21 June 2012 04:11 / United States - Memphis
superspy3214 Say more :
OP here, first of all I'm still in school making A's in my honors courses and secondly it was neither human nor dog shit, apparently a guy brought his kid into the theater to see Paranormal Activity and the kid got so scared he threw up then dumped his popcorn and mozzarella sticks on the ground
By superspy3214 / Wednesday 4 November 2015 03:24 / United States
schober60 Say more :
On the bright side it didn't land between the seats..
By schober60 / Sunday 10 May 2015 01:30 / United States
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By Alpha - / Saturday 17 December 2011 21:18 / Estonia
beatrix_fml Say more :
okay. OP here. yes, i created an account just to answer some questions. 1) i am a girl. but really, i'm sorry. it's pretty much just as creepy as if i were a guy. 2) the reason he didn't hear me or see me is because the way my house is set up, it's a two-story house with a full finished basement. i live in the basement. i was coming up the stairs, and the kitchen is at the top of the stairs....
By wtf. - / Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:46 / United States
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