By WeakBitch - / Sunday 18 February 2018 15:00 /
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By Toodamnold - / Tuesday 13 February 2018 09:00 / United States - Fairbanks
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Today, my boyfriend got rid of the full leg cast he had to wear for 6 weeks. He won't stop pissing in a bottle at night because it's more convenient than getting up. At least he empties it himself now. FML

By genieinabottle - / Tuesday 6 February 2018 06:00 / Austria - Bad Ischl
By Soon2beexhr - / Monday 5 February 2018 15:00 /
By mybackhurts - / Sunday 4 February 2018 15:00 /
By mooned - / Saturday 3 February 2018 01:30 /
By öKANEö - / Friday 2 February 2018 08:00 / United States - San Marcos
By badbowel - / Wednesday 31 January 2018 13:00 / United States - Utica
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By ShanghaiSamuel - / Tuesday 30 January 2018 22:00 / China - Shanghai
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Today, I was having sex with my wife. Halfway through, I had to go to the bathroom, but she complained so I stayed. It was explosive diarrhea. I was on top. FML

By Dr Pepper - / Sunday 28 January 2018 00:00 / Canada
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By there is no hope - / Thursday 25 January 2018 22:00 / Philippines - San Pedro
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Today, I heard something you don't want to hear at the dentist: "I need a bigger drill." FML

By Aseemann - / Wednesday 24 January 2018 19:00 / Denmark - Svendborg
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By Sergeant - / Monday 22 January 2018 13:00 / Russian Federation
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