By MiserableGradStudent - / Monday 11 December 2017 01:30 /
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By Anonymous - / Sunday 10 December 2017 14:00 / United Kingdom - Bolton
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By so much pain... - / Saturday 9 December 2017 09:00 / United States - Collegeville
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By Wounded_irony - / Tuesday 5 December 2017 05:00 /
boopingsnoot Say more :
1. I work at a vet 2. I was busy bathing a very fluffy dog 3. I was really thirsty when I got done, that I took a good chug of coffee before the taste difference caught my attention 4. I am somehow an ungrateful hypocrite for being upset and for not being 100% the next day at work ?
By boopingsnoot - / Monday 4 December 2017 19:42 /
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Today, I dropped a ring in the toilet. The new engagement ring my fiancé gave me at dinner last night. The dinner that gave me diarrhea today. In which I dropped the ring. FML

By poopplop - / Sunday 3 December 2017 19:00 / Italy - Monza
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By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 December 2017 00:30 / United Kingdom - Poole
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By LittleFriend - / Thursday 30 November 2017 06:00 /
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Today, at work, a mosquito landed on my brand new tattoo. Without thinking, I slapped it. Hard. FML

By ouchy - / Wednesday 29 November 2017 19:30 / Australia
Stella5127 Say more :
or all those people doubting my story! this ACTUALLY happened in july of 2016. I now have a boy named Nate. I kept my pills in a pill holder in the fridge with 'mon tue wed' on it. my friends daughter would come over every night after school to look after our oldest daughter, Tilly, after kindergarten while my husband and I would finish work. She had ample opportunity and being a busy teacher id just...
By Stella5127 - / Tuesday 28 November 2017 05:01 / Australia - Melbourne
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By Anonymous - / Friday 24 November 2017 05:00 /
Caitlin Mcloughlin Say more :
Hey guys, OP here! I have no idea how this login system works so I think I ended up creating a new profile. Anyway, for now I'm better, thank you so much for your support! As for a more permanent solution, fortunately I'm moving out next year to go to college, and so I'll be able to sort myself out with medication then. I'm honestly super surprised that my FML ended up published - thanks again for...
By No pain no gain - / Thursday 23 November 2017 05:44 /
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