Today, my ex dumped me, left me stranded with no money, sent... - FML

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By "BoogasBabe" - 21/01/2018 14:50

Today, my ex dumped me, left me stranded with no money, sent my nudes everywhere including to the corporate bosses for the company I just got a job at, and then slashed the tires on my company car. He still says he loves me with all his heart, even though he ruined my career. FML

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Mynxie 26

Tuesday 23 January 2018 3:59

Lesson: don't ever send nudes with your face in it or anything that can help identify the pic as being yours. YDI for that. Sorry about the rest.

JasonThorn 19

Tuesday 23 January 2018 17:38

"Loves" actually meaning "wants to own and control"...

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Mynxie 26

Tuesday 23 January 2018 3:59

Lesson: don't ever send nudes with your face in it or anything that can help identify the pic as being yours. YDI for that. Sorry about the rest.

JasonThorn 19

Tuesday 23 January 2018 17:38

"Loves" actually meaning "wants to own and control"...

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