Today, I was doing some extracurricular activities with my hubby....

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By Lilpoof3 - 21/06/2018 00:43 - United States - Randolph

Today, I was doing some extracurricular activities with my hubby. We were positioned in a way that my rear was near his face. Right when things were getting really heated I farted right in his face. Now he keeps making jokes I gave him pink eye. FML

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JasonThorn 19

Tuesday 26 June 2018 14:41

Stuff happens. (I can't say the original line, because sh!t didn't actually happen.) At least he found it funny.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 23 June 2018 6:30

You mean stink eye.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 23 June 2018 6:30

You mean stink eye.

JasonThorn 19

Tuesday 26 June 2018 14:41

Stuff happens. (I can't say the original line, because sh!t didn't actually happen.) At least he found it funny.

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