By tycrist8 - 26/06/2015 23:32 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML
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chuka81 27

It's always a wonderful thing to see children who know what they want to do early in life. In this case, an exotic dancer to pleasure mankind.

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MeanBeagle 22

*passes a mortuary* this is where people sleep. daughter: let's stop I'm tired

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Wakachulak 22

Probably best. If Massachusetts strip clubs are anything like the ones where I live, the owner will be shot by his mob buddies by the time she's 10.

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willela14 9

Did Dave and busters decide to try other business options?

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Crystal4 23

When my cousin was 4 she wanted to be a pole dancer.

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Mauskau 35

When I was a little kid I used to spin around the poles on the bus. A few months ago I tried a pole fitness class and quite enjoyed it. Suggest it to your cousin, there's nothing sexy about it btw :)

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RedPillSucks 31

gives pole position a new meaning

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survivor_luv 11

Pole dancing is quite amazing as long as you keep your clothes on. XD

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naturallyfuck 17

Isn't there a TV show about that on TLC? Sign her up

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chuka81 27

It's always a wonderful thing to see children who know what they want to do early in life. In this case, an exotic dancer to pleasure mankind.

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jerzjay 17

She's gonna be so disappointed when dancing at Golden Banana doesn't show up on her first Career Day aptitude test

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igg125 30

She doesn't know it's a strip club. Her innocent mind thinks it's just dancing.

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Jashie 18

Oh my god, I know that place. I used to pass it everyday to get home

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JustinJK 21

Daddy issues starting early

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RedPillSucks 31

not likely. dad gave an unembellished answer and the kid did what kids do. all innocent, no issues

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thisguy22 33

I think he was making a reference to the fact that most people seem to think strippers are damaged in some way. (Which I think is bullshit) Most notably by their fathers which makes them pursue a career in a field that allows them dominance over men. But I could be wrong.

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JustinJK 21

got it^ Freud theories.

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matteofox 10

It's better than her knowing what it actually is. Don't worry, OP, she'll forget about it in a few days, little kids always do.

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kindasortayeah 25

And so began her journey. 'twas destiny calling.

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NH_Freelancer 19

Thank you for making my day! Too funny. It's ok though, I one thought streakers were something you attached to the handle bars of your bicycle. Lol

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