By Anonyme - 17/12/2015 06:24 - France - Lyon

Today, Murphy's law didn't check out: my piece of toast didn't fall on the side containing the spread of jam. However, when I leaned against the corner of the table to pick it up, I knocked a full ashtray on top of it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 470
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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Tray to be more careful next time, dumbash.

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Jiratias 36

And Murphy's law still applies just a bit later, with interest. Everything is normal

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Comments

Knaxer 22

So I guess you could say the toast was a little... Smokey?

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beeferjay 34

marijuana is a helluva drug! just say no to drugs

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FSGInsainity 15

if everyone who told a bad joke had to leave the internet, then the internet would be oh so lonely.

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skalavecci462 13

Your days of being punny shall land you somewhere great, my son.

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raaron773 19

Just make another one and Be careful from next time. ^^

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gamermonster 34

It doesn't say that OP was inside. He/she could have brought it outside

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cocainewhore 30

Even if they were inside, it isn't your house so why does it matter where they smoke?

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NickACD 27

8, 20, and 4, it doesn't say that OP smokes, they may have a roommate.

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Stxsyh 30

I agree with 20. Doesnt matter who smokes and it definitely doesnt matter where they smoke, inside their house or outside.

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knight2109 12

This was roughly my thought process not necessarily Ydi but, why does it matter, you put that shit in your lungs why not your stomach.

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NickACD 27

60, exactly where does it say that OP smokes?

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DoomedGemini 37

So outside around others that have to be around the smoke? Seriously, it's their house. In our house, we have a smoke room. I don't smoke, so I appreciate this. And pretty sure the ashes and cigarette butts are still different from smoking the cigarette.

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gamermonster 34

Hey, at least you didn't have to get that sticky stuff off the floor :) Always look on the bright side OP

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oasis359 13

guy makes a point. theres always a bright side. if you can go to bed and say you hadnt shat your pants that day, smile because it wasa good day.

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gamermonster 34

The road of this comment was weird lol :p first it got downvoted, until #77 replied. Now it has a few upvotes

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Adam_Power58 16

Ah just bad luck ! Maybe a little hint to get over your awful addiction ..... Of toast

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freddygasman 18

the toast isn't the awful addiction if you use whole wheat, it's.......the jam. do you know how many empty carbs are in a tablespoon of jam.

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FSGInsainity 15

Yes, but jam withdraw is very dangetous. I suggest that he should wean off of it with sugar free, low sodium jam.

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Jiratias 36

And Murphy's law still applies just a bit later, with interest. Everything is normal

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OriginalWater 8

I guess your toast is a little on the grey side.

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