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By tayd - 15/07/2018 21:04
Today, me and my dad were supposed to go out and eat burgers. Turns out he lied, and he thought it would be consoled to tell me we have “plenty of food” in the house. Literally the only things we have left are carrots and oatmeal, which I’ve been living on for the past month. FML