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By sadbirthday - 15/07/2018 22:35
Today is my birthday. My grandma called me with a long speech about me being a lesbian because she saw a friend write a heart felt day post on Facebook to me. Everyone at my surprise party spent the night congratulating me on coming out. I’m not even a lesbian btw. FML