Today, I went to the doctor for severe chest pain that worsens...

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2018 18:28

Today, I went to the doctor for severe chest pain that worsens when I cough. She informed me that I have two broken ribs and diagnosed me with bronchitis. This is going to be a long healing process. FML

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Wednesday 26 September 2018 2:12

How did you break your ribs without noticing?

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 26 September 2018 2:12

How did you break your ribs without noticing?

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