Today, I went on a weekend vacation to go see my boyfriend, so...

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By islife - 23/04/2018 15:24 - United States - Ashland

Today, I went on a weekend vacation to go see my boyfriend, so I left my car with his grandparents. I forgot I had left a 12 pack of condoms in the driver seat door. I came home to 4 of them missing.. FML

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Ali Alexandrea 16

Thursday 26 April 2018 6:22

in what universe is this an fml? good on your grandparents for still getting it on, they're still married and alive and have needs you know

JasonThorn 19

Thursday 26 April 2018 16:29

As Agent K said about trouble, "Don't start none...won't be none."

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Ali Alexandrea 16

Thursday 26 April 2018 6:22

in what universe is this an fml? good on your grandparents for still getting it on, they're still married and alive and have needs you know

JasonThorn 19

Thursday 26 April 2018 16:29

As Agent K said about trouble, "Don't start none...won't be none."

interesting33 36

Thursday 26 April 2018 22:47

Ah yes. Condominator strikes again!

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