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By holydamn - 16/09/2018 16:30 - United States - Clearwater

Today, I was dumped for the second time in 24 hours. First it was by text. Obviously I was not happy. He called drunk in the middle of the night to apologize and profess his love. I told him to get some sleep and think about it. The next morning he called to dump me again. FML
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Allie614032 34

It's better to be broken up than in a relationship with someone so indecisive about their feelings. You'll find someone certain that they love and want to be with you.

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lifeis4me 20

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

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SandMan344888 5

You did tell him to think about it :/

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Allie614032 34

It's better to be broken up than in a relationship with someone so indecisive about their feelings. You'll find someone certain that they love and want to be with you.

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lifeis4me 20

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

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PhoenixChick 26

Just keep him drunk then. Your relationship will only be in trouble when the bottle runs dry.

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Robert Herrin 7

Find yourself a real man, not him or I, but a real man.

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Woah. 2

sadly they say drunk thoughts are sober thoughts. sorry this happened but there are plenty of fish! ❤️

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Lalala579121 27

But he only said that he loved her while he was drunk.

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RichardPencil 30

Turn off your fax machine. You don’t want to get dumped a third time.

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bobsanction 18

To be fair, you did tell him to think about it. Clearly he listened.

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