Today, I spent the entire afternoon on my computer trying to...

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By isuck - 22/04/2018 14:15

Today, I spent the entire afternoon on my computer trying to enable my disabled iPad. Hours later, feeling very frustrated and deciding to give up, my mom pointed out that I forgot to sign into iTunes. FML.

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Today, I tried to finish an essay, which is already overdue by 5 days. I know the longer I procrastinate, the longer the pain will last, but my brain is still not working and can't start to write. FML

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