Today I found out my boyfriend has a smoking fetish by losing... - FML

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By ash-ley - 11/12/2017 21:04

Today I found out my boyfriend has a smoking fetish by losing a bet. Guess who gets to spend her Saturday smoking cigarettes in her sexiest underwear while he watches? This girl. FML

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PhantomCrevan 8

Tuesday 12 December 2017 22:24

Oh for ****'s sake... pretty sure bets aren't supposed to risk giving the loser cancer or an addiction! I really suggest looking into ways to appease his fetish that don't do the damage cigarettes do, because chances are he won't find it so attractive when it turns your teeth and nails dark yellow. Unless he has a fetish for the effects of smoking, too. In which case, run. Run as fast as you hopefully still healthy lungs will allow.

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 13 December 2017 16:26

Smoking'!

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PhantomCrevan 8

Tuesday 12 December 2017 22:24

Oh for ****'s sake... pretty sure bets aren't supposed to risk giving the loser cancer or an addiction! I really suggest looking into ways to appease his fetish that don't do the damage cigarettes do, because chances are he won't find it so attractive when it turns your teeth and nails dark yellow. Unless he has a fetish for the effects of smoking, too. In which case, run. Run as fast as you hopefully still healthy lungs will allow.

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 13 December 2017 16:26

Smoking'!

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