Today, as I was waiting at a crowded bus station, a bee decided...

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By Ferniferousfern - 17/09/2018 19:57

Today, as I was waiting at a crowded bus station, a bee decided to investigate my leaf-printed cloak. As the bus began to load, apparently it concluded I was a flower, and promptly tried to sting my lips. FML

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Thursday 20 September 2018 4:53

That which we call a rose, by any other word would smell as sweet.

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Thursday 20 September 2018 4:53

That which we call a rose, by any other word would smell as sweet.

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