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By Anonymous - 17/01/2018 01:49

Today, as I was having my new violin teacher over for a lesson, my brother's puppy got out and started biting her feet. She was sitting on a bench in my living room and the dog ran under it. As I got down on my knees to grab the puppy from under the bench my teacher farted loudly in my face. FML

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Friday 19 January 2018 21:04

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