Love: Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and...

By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." So I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well I am still not attracted to you though." FML

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Rabite 28

Friday 14 September 2018 2:50

Because it's none of his business?

kricket5 19

Friday 14 September 2018 5:40

It only indicates that he’s had a crush on her for a long time. It doesn’t mean they know each other well.

Comments

user53658 15

Friday 7 September 2018 12:33

Really? Sounds like an escape to me; you: 'I've a crush on you', she: 'sorry, I'm a lesbian'... Why didn't this secret show up BEFORE you declared your love?

Rabite 28

Friday 14 September 2018 2:50

Because it's none of his business?

tounces7 27

Friday 14 September 2018 5:33

Yeah, but "Long standing Crush" indicates they've known each other for a long time. And if they've known each other that long, it's a little strange he didn't know her sexual preferences by that point...even if just by seeing other people they've dated.

kricket5 19

Friday 14 September 2018 5:40

It only indicates that he’s had a crush on her for a long time. It doesn’t mean they know each other well.

Lalala579121 27

Friday 14 September 2018 7:55

He also never told her about his crush, so chances are conversation about relationships/orientation never really came up.

user53658 15

Friday 14 September 2018 13:19

They were exchanging secrets.

Nadine 21

Friday 14 September 2018 14:24

a. He said it was his childhood crush. Sexual preferences in children are not always obvious and the questioning kid may not even be aware he or she is gay. b. Do you think that you can always tell when someone is gay? The norms you think you know that represent the LGBTQ community are stereotypes. Not indicative of every LGBTQ person.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 14 September 2018 2:15

You drove her to the other team!

pjsr 32

Friday 14 September 2018 4:41

When someone responds to you that way, the best thing you can do is throw it right back at them: “Oh yeah?! Well, I’m gay, too; gayer than you. You wouldn’t believe how much dick I’ve sucked!”

Alup132 22

Friday 14 September 2018 9:03

Isn’t that from the movie “Game over man?”

lifeis4me 20

Friday 14 September 2018 4:54

At least she didn’t reject you because she thought there was something wrong with you.

Lalala579121 27

Friday 14 September 2018 7:56

Yeah OP, think how much worse it'd be if she saw your junk in the shower and commented on it.

PenguinPal3017 19

Friday 14 September 2018 5:01

I also have a thing for lesbians.

Charles Dumont 4

Friday 14 September 2018 9:01

Lmfaooooooo 😂😂😂

AccessUnknownModerator 4

Friday 14 September 2018 13:21

I mean mabye but don't you think you would have had known she was or that if she was and it was a secret would have had said something different. mabye she is is but I doubt it and she probably doesnt like you.