A job well done.

By belly the jelly - 30/10/2017 21:00

Today, I asked my husband to deal with the very large spider in our kitchen. Rather than a newspaper or a slipper, he went after it with an aerosol can and a lighter. The spider is now dead, but so are the wall and cupboards in my kitchen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 571
You deserved it 678

Same thing different taste

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Well, it’s nice that an effort was made, but now you—like any sane person—are wondering if that will be enough. You can always burn the rest later.

arioch_fml 20

I mean, you can't really fault him. He killed it, that's what you asked him to do. At least you know you have to do it yourself if you want it done your way.

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arioch_fml 20

I mean, you can't really fault him. He killed it, that's what you asked him to do. At least you know you have to do it yourself if you want it done your way.

Well, it’s nice that an effort was made, but now you—like any sane person—are wondering if that will be enough. You can always burn the rest later.

Lobby_Bee 17

Remember that one guy that used a flamethrower to kill a spider and burned down his own house while at it? What your husband did seems very normal in comparison.

exileonmainst 16

Living walls? Very large spiders? What did you do to Aragog?! I won’t be the one telling Hagrid, I tell you that right now!

The objective of dispatching the spider with extreme prejudice was accomplished. Collateral damage is just a fact of war.

I don't see the problem here, how else would he have dealt with it?

So tell your husband that now your going to pay a contractor to redo the whole kitchen