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TADAY FRIEND SENT ME AN INSTANT MESSAGE , TELLING ME HOW EXCITD SHE WAS THAT SHE WAS ACCEPTD TO A FIT SUMMER PROGRAM. I TOLD HER I WAS SO PROUD , AN THAT SHE CAN FINALLY LOSE THAT EXCESS WIEGHT. SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE MEANT FASHION INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY. FML

#233851
63 comments

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On 03/07/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

2day I laced up mah fabulous new boots an walked outside to find mah hot neighbor with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose feeling quite confident. Upon taking mah first step down the stairs I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in mah head. FML

#233704
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19601) - you deserved it (35851)

On 03/07/2009 at 12:16pm - misc - by Triple F (woman) - United States (Iowa)

TODAY, I WENT TO MAH GUIDANCE COUNSELOR AND TOLD HER HOW I'D BEEN FASCINATED WITH SPACE SINCE I WAS 12, HAD READ ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING, AND HOW I WANT TO BE AN ASTROLOGIST WHEN I GROW UP. SHE STARED AT ME FOR A SECOND, BEFORE SAYING, "BUT YOU'RE... STUPID." FML

#233372
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64702) - you deserved it (16288)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by astroloser (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today..!! I was walking along the street and passed a young couple!! Over my shoulder I hered the girl say to her boyfriend ( Would u still love me if I looked like her? ) FML

#232729
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (167848) - you deserved it (10384)

On 03/07/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by Pissed Off (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah name was called during an assembly because I won some sort of prize. Everyone booed. FML

#232169
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69092) - you deserved it (6240)

On 03/07/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by ladeda (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I couldn't answer almost any of the question in the game ( Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? ) I'm a 40 year old man. looool FML

#232055
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14773) - you deserved it (47257)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:43am - misc - by laywer_man (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was having a one night stand with a guy. He told me he wanted to do it doggie style , I said okay , an as soon as I bent over on the bed , looked at me an said , "Let's do this with the lights off". real FML

#232006
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47163) - you deserved it (12163)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by fjafja - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . at a ard rock concert.. . a bunc of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty wile mosing . I was inside tat port-a-potty . FML

#231694
159 comments

Today, I drove to Bank of America to deposit money. Upon returning to mah car I saw some new scratches on the front. I kicked an rubbed it to try an get rid of it. Then I notice someone in the car staring at me in bewilderment. I'd parked 2 spaces away. We have the same car. FML

#228564
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14031) - you deserved it (36057)

On 03/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by 1 Giant Cupcake (man) - United States (California)

Today, while out to lunch, sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled ( WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE? ) It was boss. FML

#227802
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19825) - you deserved it (47265)

On 03/06/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by jacks_smirking_revenge (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WENT 4 A JOB INTERVIEW ON MY BRTHDAY. I HAD ON A SHRT AND A TIE ON AND I HAD MY BLACKBERRY IN MY POCKET. I WAS RUNNING A LITTLE LATE, SO I DASHD OUTSIDE. WHEN I CAME OUT OF THE DOOR, A BUNCH OF MY BUDDIES SCREAMD HAPPY BIRTHDAY! AND POURD GATORADE ALL OVER ME. FML

#227236
61 comments

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On 03/06/2009 at 4:24pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY I FOUND OUT FOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE GOING TO FLORIDA FIR SPRING BREAK WITHOUT ME. WHEN ASKD WHY I WAS NOT INVITD TO GO WITH THEM THE ANSWER I RECEIVD WAS, "WE DON'T THINK YOU WOULD LOOK VERY GOOD IN A BATHING SUIT, AND WE WANT TO BE ABLE TO PICK UP CUTE GUYS ON THE BEACH." FML

#226392
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63305) - you deserved it (5785)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was boarding mah flighthen I got pulled aside 4 looking suspicious. As she was opening mah bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip sereched 4 mah trouble. FML

#225993
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14627) - you deserved it (44243)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by thebickster (woman) - United States (Florida)



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