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Today, my mother bought me some « biodegradable » tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML

#686
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16096) - you deserved it (1840)

On 01/02/2009 at 9:12pm - misc - by mc - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have my new iPod Touch, and I'm walking down the street. Since it's really cold, I'm wearing gloves. At some point, I want to change the song, and don't want to remove my gloves. I try changing the song with my nose, for about 3 minutes, until I realize I look really stupid. FML

#665
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5198) - you deserved it (31249)

On 01/01/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, and for the last 8 months my upstairs neighbours have been making a tremendous noise. I finally decided to go up to complain: "The amount of noise you make is unbelievable ! It sounds like you're driving tractors up here!". The woman replies: "My husband is paraplegic..." FML

#654
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16554) - you deserved it (7793)

On 01/01/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Jared - Sent from mobile version

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

#648
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18970) - you deserved it (4452)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Nick Nameous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

#645
47 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

#765
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4289) - you deserved it (38969)

On 12/31/2008 at 1:23pm - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML

#639
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17541) - you deserved it (1928)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:48pm - misc - by Aintnosunshine - Sent from mobile version

Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML

#636
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8907) - you deserved it (19548)

On 12/30/2008 at 1:00pm - misc - by MikeMoosey - United States (California)

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4388) - you deserved it (45075)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

#627
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19903) - you deserved it (4887)

On 12/30/2008 at 1:24am - misc - by mimimi - Sent from mobile version

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

#621
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18372) - you deserved it (2653)

On 12/29/2008 at 1:09am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

#619
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34068) - you deserved it (1547)

On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version

Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML

#617
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17847) - you deserved it (2269)

On 12/28/2008 at 4:50am - misc - by maxiflouf - Sent from mobile version



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