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Today, I printed my 10 page econometrics problem set questions out on $15/100 sheet ivory resume paper that I'd accidentally left in the paper tray on my printer. It turned out to be the wrong assignment. FML

#1482
13 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by Nathan - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML

#1452
43 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by millzee - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML

#1446
20 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by EpicFail - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

#1439
25 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 9:11am - misc - by BobbyMalone - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to an underwear shop, and an employee recommended me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

#1427
36 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 6:31am - misc - by Pakundo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
64 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
74 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex father in law. FML

#1378
27 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by abbacjt - United States (California)

Today, I decided to ride my bike to the bus stop to go to school. I wasn't even half way and the last bus had already left. I figured I would loop around instead of going back the way I came and ended up riding 16 miles before I got home. FML

#1325
16 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 4:40am - misc - by Alex - United States (Arizona)

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

#1314
50 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML

#1302
34 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by jen - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

#1292
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14979) - you deserved it (7291)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by Mystery LeRale - United States (Maryland)



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