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Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
137 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30585) - you deserved it (2762)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I came out of some changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walk off, make it about a couple of yards, change my mind and decide to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I get back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML

#1015
22 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by carla - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

#998
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14708) - you deserved it (5468)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by ana9 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was putting a new lightbulb in when my wife walks into the room and says "you can't see a thing, i'll turn the light on for you". And she did. FML

#981
42 comments

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On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have a degree in electrical engineering, my wife was doing a crossword and asked me what are the units of capacitance, I couldn't remember. FML

#967
35 comments

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On 01/11/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by jibjab - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the age of 22 I started eating my boogers. FML

#962
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5741) - you deserved it (41292)

On 01/11/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by Snotmyfault - United States (Washington)

Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML

#931
25 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 9:41am - misc - by titov - Sent from mobile version

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

#922
82 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by karl - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I made some popcorn. Returning to the kitchen a couple of minutes later, I realized I was supposed to put a cover on the saucepan. FML

#921
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5167) - you deserved it (20850)

On 01/10/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by csully - Sent from mobile version

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

#920
48 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by doh - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I woke up to find that the large container of leftover beef stroganoff that I put down the garbage disposal last night had backed up into my bathtub this morning. FML

#895
22 comments

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On 01/09/2009 at 6:21am - misc - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I went to the UK for the first time, and had the most amazing time with my girlfriend, catching it all on tape. When I got back to South America, I realized someone had stolen my camera. FML

#892
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19223) - you deserved it (2084)

On 01/09/2009 at 4:02am - misc - by Wex - Chile (Antofagasta)



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