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Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

#507
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On 12/13/2008 at 7:06am - misc - by Kikinovak - Sent from mobile version

Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML

#506
38 comments

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On 12/13/2008 at 1:54am - misc - by Nawel - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

#505
116 comments

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On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I left the restaurant, the very handsome waiter whom I had been trying to tune all night says to me, in front of everyone "But why did you write your number on the table with hearts next to it? You know, I won't call you!" FML

#504
24 comments

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On 12/12/2008 at 11:53pm - misc - by Peel - Sent from mobile version

Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML

#499
32 comments

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On 12/12/2008 at 1:05am - misc - by Jumanji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

#496
36 comments

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On 12/11/2008 at 9:30pm - misc - by groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML

#492
51 comments

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On 12/11/2008 at 5:40am - misc - by Pfff - Sent from mobile version

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

#491
81 comments

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On 12/11/2008 at 12:13am - misc - by Elizabeth - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I crunched my pen and crushed my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

#479
22 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 8:50am - misc - by Heyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML

#477
13 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 7:54am - misc - by Idi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML

#475
23 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 2:01am - misc - by gui909 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to join the bus drivers strike. I couldn't… the buses were on strike. FML

#473
30 comments

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On 12/08/2008 at 9:03pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

#467
243 comments

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On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version



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