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Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
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On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
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On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I went to a wedding. At one in the morning, when the cheese was being served, we were starting to fall asleep at the table, so we went to our car to take a short nap. When we woke up it was 5am, and the party was over. FML

#721
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On 01/06/2009 at 10:58pm - misc - by takeiteasy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML

#715
31 comments

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On 01/06/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by Fred - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lent my brand new earrings to one of my friends. Everyone told her that they are pretty, and look really great on her. I've been wearing them for the last 3 weeks, and no one has ever mentioned them. FML

#713
19 comments

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On 01/05/2009 at 10:27pm - misc - by sel2207 - Sent from mobile version

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

#708
31 comments

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On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

#704
30 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

#845
183 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML

#699
25 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 5:15am - misc - by LadyJane - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

#698
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On 01/04/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML

#843
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On 01/04/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, to amuse my girlfriend I put on her sexy nightshirt and go out on the balcony for a smoke, wriggling about in front of her window. She laughs until one of her neighbors shouts "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

#696
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On 01/03/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by gabess - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version



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