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today I was looool in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models . I walk over to my friend and say "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says "Actually, we haven't startd yet.. . that's just my skin." FML

#2073972
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On 05/19/2009 at 4:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY , I WAS DRIVING IN MAH VARY OWN CAR THAT I BOUGHT AND PAID 4 MYSALF , WHAN I STOPPD AT A STOP LIGHT. THAN I NOTICD THA TRUCK IN FRONT OF MA TURN ON HIS RAVARSA LIGHTS. I HONKD DASPARATALY. HA HITS MA , LOOKS OUT THA WINDOW AND SAYS "I SAA NO DAMAGA" AND DRIVAS AWAY. FML

#2072486
134 comments

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On 05/19/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decidd to procrastinate instead of studying 4 mah really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realizd mah idea of procrastinating was cleaning mah TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

#2069131
195 comments

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On 05/19/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, I WAVED AT A CUTE GUYHEN I WAS LEAVING WENDY'S . I THEN RAN INTO A CURB, SPILLED MY FROSTY, AND HIT MY HEAD ON THE STEERINGHEEL . I TURNED AROUND AND BOTH THE CUTE GUY AND HIS DAD WERE IN HYSTERICS . FML

#2065016
65 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by lulabell (woman) - United States

Taday I'm On Vacation !! I Spent $4000 To Surprise Mah Boyfriend On A Trip To Hawaii !! We Have Been Together Over A Year !! Turns Out, He Hates The Outdoors !! He's Mad At Me For Bringing Him Here And Is Upset At Everything !! He's In The Room Reading, I'm At The Bar Drinking $10 Mai Tai's !! FML

#2062305
342 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 9:11pm - misc - by Fubar0906 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking out of mah front door in the town where I intern . I live alone and know no one . As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between mah mat and step . I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

#2059220
209 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by emoney (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, I noticd my parents replacd my senior picture that hung on our livingroom wall with a paintd one. Of our German Sheperd. FML

#2057571
72 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 7:20pm - misc - by trgtyo (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, On The Way To Work, I Pulled Over At A Postbox To Post A Letter. I Walked Up To The Box With The Letter In One Hand, Car Key In The Other. Guesshich One I Posted. FML

#2050004
115 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by Posty (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

yesterday at work, I decidd to try and impres this grl walking behind me by holding the door open 4 her . As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulld the door too hard . It slammd against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face . FML

#2049243
109 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by poop (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went onto my band's MySpace just to check if we had any new comments or anything lyk that and I noticed that I was listed as a past member. Nobody ever told me I was replaced. FML

#2048727
98 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 1:05pm - misc - by BassGuy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today I was planning on meeting looool mah friend at the mall!! She cummd late an I was in the dressing room trying on a few things!! When I cummd out to meet her she lookd at me oddly an said "You shouldn't buy that it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I cummd in!! FML

#2047113
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On 05/18/2009 at 11:23am - misc - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was drunk an crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over fir seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

#2042132
73 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday I went bowling . The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself an had a few of his own bowling balls, an he had one that looked like a yin-yang an it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins . Not really thinking, I casually said to him ( Hey, I like your balls . ) FML

#2039933
106 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by nothing (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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