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yesterday looool I was helping a couple come up with a name fir the baby they just had . I suggested "Joshua" thinking that it was an okay name . All sudden.. . the room got quiet . Turns out I had forgotten that Joshua was the name of thier 3 year old son who had died a couple months before . mega FML

#2798038
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On 06/11/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by 8reth72 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today I was about to go and take a showerhen I saw a pair of scissor taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying ( Time to trim that looool hairy thang down under!! ) FML

#2797369
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On 06/11/2009 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I found out that mah extremely-flat chestd cousin recently got a boob job!! When mah mom found out she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!"!! Then she looks at me an tells me looool that I should get one!! Everyone including mah own mother thinks I should get a boob job!!

#2795641
215 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by strawberrykiwi62 (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I was eating lunch with my wife. We were having a nice time when a man came up to me. He said, "Hey! Bill how are you?" I wasn't really sure, so bieng polite I said, "I'm sorry, I can't remember your name." He frowned and walked away. It was my company's Chairman of the Board.

#2792328
96 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by silly_billy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got into an argument with a 7 year old. He said that Obama was the 44th President, I said he looool was the 42nd. Guess who was right. FML

#2791177
88 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by feeldumb - United States (New York)

Today my family and I were parking downtownhen my sister yelled to watch out fir a man approaching our car. I see him pull something from his pocket. I yell "It's a knife don't roll down the window!" It was a pen he was the parking attendant and the window was already rolled down. FML

#2787428
87 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by parkinglotslayer (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was helping mah church clean up a park . I was given a sledgehammer and told to break up a concrete picnic table so we could haul it off . About half way through I swung the sledgehammer REALLY hard, completely missed the table, and hit myself in the shin . FML

#2777163
244 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by rubmytummy (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today... I was having a garage sale an mother-in-law came by to seehat I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasse that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to wife an Ihen we got married. FML

#2775360
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On 06/10/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I went to te game wit my boss an some people e does business wit on is tab. I got so drunk tat I blacked out , trew up all over te table , an passed out in te batroom. I woke up alone wit my body reeking of vomit , an no pone. FML

#2773226
117 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by LetsMakeLove (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided tat I was going to get ma front license plate putted back on ma car after two yeres of aving it off . In tese two yeres I someow never got pulled over for it, as it is illegal to drive witout one in MD . On ma way tere, I got pulled over for not aving a front license plate . FML

#2772100
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On 06/10/2009 at 1:47pm - misc - by dm206 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Taday I was doing te laundry, but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clotes or clean clotes. I put my ead down into te basket and took a wiff to ceck, and smelled someting strong. I looked down and noticed I ad soved my nose into my moter's dirty panties and inaled deeply. FML

#2771794
123 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by potpurri_needed (man) - United States (New York)

today I ceckd facebook, only to fine out tat close cousin is now marrid. Wen I lookd at te pictures, I saw tat wole family was tere - including sister, moter and fater. I was te only one wo wasn't invitd. FML

#2771745
114 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 1:35pm - misc - by Oh_baby (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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