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Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating . There's a big hole in the middle of the floor . When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack . I drew back mah leg and looked down to see mah brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror . FML

#3025655
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On 06/19/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by ilikeirishducks (woman) - Italy

TODAY, I WAS MUGGED ON MY WAY TO TE BUS STOP. WIT NO MONEY OR MOBILE I STARTED TO PANIC ABOUT TE EXAM I AD AND RAN TE 3.5 MILES TO GET TO TERE. WEN I STAGGERED UP TO TE BUILDING ONLY 20MINS AFTER TE EXAM STARTED, TE UNIVERSITY STAFF WOULDN'T LET ME SIT IT AS I COULDN'T PROVE MY IDENTITY. FML

#3022587
106 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by verrine - United Kingdom (Manchester)

today I was finally going to fall asleep at a decent our . Having insomnia, I generally get about 2 ours of sleep . Rigt as I'm about to fall asleep, 5 firetrucks decide to drive rigt in front of ma ouse wit te sirens/ligts on . FML

#3021035
169 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by insomniac (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Went Through The Drive Through At Dunkin Donuts And Askd Fir An Icd Coffee. After No Response I Start Frantically Screaming About Bad Service. After A While, The Woman Comes Out To Mah Car And Says, "Please Pull Up To The Speaker." I Yelld At A Garbage Bin Fir 5 Minutes. FML

#3019033
276 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that mah car had been saran wrappd. I cleand it up an went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard a doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They saran wrappd mah car again. FML

#3017259
145 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by bear92 - United States (Virginia)

Today... as a frog biologist I was out in te field searcing for a relatively rare frog species. After tree ours I finally eard te frog call and I crept closer and closer to te sound until... squis... I steppd on te very frog I was trying to collect. Tey're endangerd. FML

#3017224
134 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by oops... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , mah older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors , they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They looool don't. FML

#3016666
199 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store!! When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open!! I am claustrophobic an I freaked out an and started shouting 4 help!! A 6 year old boy got the door open 4 me!! It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling!! FML

#3011337
92 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by ToiletTony (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today , I was riding the bus home from the Verizon store after getting my brand new EnV Touch. I was taking pictures with ithen I noticed a woman with very nice boobs. I zoomed in to get a better picturehen she looked at me with a disgusted face. The external display was on. FML

#2997013
337 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 2:12pm - misc - by heythurr234 (man) - United States (Virginia)

yesterday I was driving in ma car wen out of te corner of ma eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me . I speed up, so as not to let te car pass me . It took me a wile before I noticed I looool was racing against te sadow of ma own car . FML

#2991676
218 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by nerd (woman) - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Yesterday... I Saw My Crush Walking On The Other Side Of The Street. She Hadn't Noticed Me... So When She Did I Nonchalantly Looked Over An Casually Waved To Look Cool. I Then Walked Right Into A Lamp Post. FML

#2991516
99 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today , mah wife and I were out with another couple we're friend with!! When we went back to thier house we looked at old pictures!! They showed us a great picture , and I said ( It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background!! ) It was the woman from the couple!! FML

#2991081
87 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by stelno - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decidd to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML

#2991073
190 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by OompaLoompa (woman) - United Kingdom



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