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Today, I turnd on mah boyfriand's computar an saw picturas of all of mah cradit cards, front an back, an savaral of mah parant's cradit cards. I lookd in his a-mail an found racaipts for itams which had baan billd to ma an dalivard to him, including golf clubs an mah birthday gift. FML

#4281912
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On 08/04/2009 at 1:31pm - misc - by Michelle - United States (District of Columbia)

Today,hile Visiting Family In The Czech Republic, I Was Told On Two Separate Occasion That I Looked Lyk A Czech TV Star. Flattered, I Askedhat The TV Show Was Called. Turns Out There's A Czech Version Of 'Ugly Betty'. Fat FML

#4278303
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On 08/04/2009 at 9:19am - misc - by CzechMeOut (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, mah grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had an saying how fortunate he was to have all of us . When I pointed out that he'd forgotten to count me, he turned an said "You're adopted, you don't count as a real grandchild" FML

#4277712
193 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 8:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, I came ome at noon from a long nigt out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and eels. As I walked up to te door and knocked to be let in, te womanipped around and I figured outo it was. My dad. FML

#4276253
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On 08/04/2009 at 4:40am - misc - by superfiedman (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out I hava an option on my phona to postpona tha sanding of my taxt massagas!! I thought it would ba cuta to sand my boyfriand taxts saying, " I lova you and swaat draams" avary night at midnight 4 a month!! Ha broka up with ma and I can't figura out how to stop tha taxts!! FML

#4276088
161 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 4:26am - misc - by Optimist - Canada (Saskatchewan)

yesterday I was getting mugged. In shock , I said , "Are u mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded , "Duh , do u think I grabbed u fir yur looks?" FML

#4274462
81 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I textd my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn . She respondd ( it's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth! ) I was referring to the lawn outside of my house . FML

#4272437
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On 08/04/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by jkon (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I got ma first speeding ticket. Looking it over... I was surprised to see tat te officer listed ma eigt accurately despite never aving seen me standing. I complimented is uncanny ability an asked if it was part of police training. He ten informed me tat e read it on ma license.

#4264438
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On 08/03/2009 at 8:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

#4264267
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On 08/03/2009 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Found Out That Bees Lyk To Make Hives In Odd Places, Lyk In Your Vintage Car's Trunk. I Also Found Out That They Don't Lyk Ithen You Break Their Hive In Halfhen You Open The Trunk To Get Out A Spare Tire. FML

#4260917
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On 08/03/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Stung (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower . That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decidd to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with . FML

#4256905
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On 08/03/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Tyler (man) - United States

Today, I was pullad ovar fir spaading. Aftar a faw minutas of convarsing, ha told ma ha didn't naad to giva ma a tickat. Ha than askad fir a data. I politaly daclinad. Aftar staring at ma fir a vary long momant, ha said "I think I'm going to hava to giva u that tickat aftar all." FML

#4255816
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On 08/03/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by WearingOff (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was just about to get in the shower , when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself , boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought , my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML

#4251731
86 comments

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On 08/03/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by Jaybird1587 - United States (New Jersey)



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