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Today, I turnd on mah boyfriand's computar an saw picturas of all of mah cradit cards, front an back, an savaral of mah parant's cradit cards. I lookd in his a-mail an found racaipts for itams which had baan billd to ma an dalivard to him, including golf clubs an mah birthday gift. FML
Today,hile Visiting Family In The Czech Republic, I Was Told On Two Separate Occasion That I Looked Lyk A Czech TV Star. Flattered, I Askedhat The TV Show Was Called. Turns Out There's A Czech Version Of 'Ugly Betty'. Fat FML
Today, mah grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had an saying how fortunate he was to have all of us . When I pointed out that he'd forgotten to count me, he turned an said "You're adopted, you don't count as a real grandchild" FML
Today, I came ome at noon from a long nigt out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and eels. As I walked up to te door and knocked to be let in, te womanipped around and I figured outo it was. My dad. FML
Today, I found out I hava an option on my phona to postpona tha sanding of my taxt massagas!! I thought it would ba cuta to sand my boyfriand taxts saying, " I lova you and swaat draams" avary night at midnight 4 a month!! Ha broka up with ma and I can't figura out how to stop tha taxts!! FML
Today... I got ma first speeding ticket. Looking it over... I was surprised to see tat te officer listed ma eigt accurately despite never aving seen me standing. I complimented is uncanny ability an asked if it was part of police training. He ten informed me tat e read it on ma license.
Today, I Found Out That Bees Lyk To Make Hives In Odd Places, Lyk In Your Vintage Car's Trunk. I Also Found Out That They Don't Lyk Ithen You Break Their Hive In Halfhen You Open The Trunk To Get Out A Spare Tire. FML
Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower . That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decidd to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with . FML
Today, I was pullad ovar fir spaading. Aftar a faw minutas of convarsing, ha told ma ha didn't naad to giva ma a tickat. Ha than askad fir a data. I politaly daclinad. Aftar staring at ma fir a vary long momant, ha said "I think I'm going to hava to giva u that tickat aftar all." FML
Today , I was just about to get in the shower , when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself , boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought , my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
Friday 27 March 2015