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Today, I took a shower in a beachhouse we're renting fir the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, mah entire family was outside in the front yard, mah cell phone was upstairs, an there r no blinds. I stood under a cieling fan naked fir 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

#4366169
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On 08/07/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by helplesssssss (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY I WAS PROUDLY TELLING MY HUSBAND THAT I ONLY GAIND 8LBS THROUGH THE PREGNANCY THUS FAR. I USUALLY OBSESS OVER MY WEIGHT SO IT WAS A GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENT 4 ME. HE THEN TURND AN PINCHD MY ARMS. "WELL IT LOOKS LIKE ALL THE FAT MIGRATD TO YUR ARMS." BIG FAT FML

#4364677
127 comments

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On 08/07/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by fatpreggo - United States (Missouri)

I rescheduled my doctor's appointment 4 a tetanus shot to go camping with my friends. While running on a path at the camp site, I stepped on a rusty nail that went right through my shoe and into my foot. Maybe I should have kept my appointment. FML

#4363957
74 comments

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On 08/07/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by terpity12 - United States (Rhode Island)

yesterday the car I was in got pulld over by the police for making an illegal turn . I was in a cab . And he kept the meter running . FML

#4362342
85 comments

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On 08/07/2009 at 2:29pm - misc - by LT (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found why exactly my cloths always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and weres them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML

#4359273
52 comments

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On 08/07/2009 at 11:31am - misc - by Crazyyyymomentsss (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today I finishad a ballat class with a group of savan-and-undars. Aftarwards a naw studant's mothar cummad up to ma and thankad ma saying sha was glad that har daughtar had a "rola modal with a aham fullar figura" and "not to worry about mah waight." I hava navar thought I was fat bafora. FML

#4356276
110 comments

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On 08/07/2009 at 5:18am - misc - by Jessika (woman) - United Kingdom (Sunderland)

TODAY, I WAS TAKING A SERIOUS SIT WEN TE LIGT BULB BURND OUT. I AM TERRIFID OF TE DARK AND BEGAN WAILING AND CRYING. MY MOM AD TO PICK TE LOCK AND GET ME OUT. I'M A 17 YEAR OLD GUY AND CAPTAIN OF TE VARSITY FOOTBALL TEAM. MY LITTLE BROTER RECORDD IT AND PLANS ON SOWING EVERYONE. FML

#4350390
218 comments

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On 08/07/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by scaredshitless (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I ad a vidao call wit a coupla of old friands, but ta convarsation sort of got boring, so I startad mouting words so tay'd tink ta connaction was bad and and ta awkwardnass . Tan, as soon as tay ung up ta call, I raalizad I'd laft my music on in ta background taola tima . FML

#4348564
56 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by fazzems (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday as I opend mah diary to write a new entry, I noticd that every page had little side notes about wat I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about loosing mah virginity in great detail. All of the notes endd with "Love, Mom." FML

#4346693
136 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expred parking permit, an I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested 4 trespassing. FML

#4344538
85 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 8:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I WAS PRETENDING TO USE THE FORCE TO OPERATE THE ELEVATOR AT HOTEL, GETTING REALLY INTO IT. SOMEONE WAS WAITING TO GET ON AT FLOOR AN SAW ME. NOT TO MENTION THE STAFF NOW BRINGS IT UP EVERY TIME I'M AROUND. APPARENTLY THEY HAVE CAMERAS IN THERE ELEVATORS. BIG FAT FML

#4342634
84 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 7:16pm - misc - by beckzx58 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I went to the Grand Canyon with my family!! Also today , I found out that I have a crippling fear of heights!! My family left me on a ledge hyperventilating an having a mental breakdown,hile they hiked for another 2 hours!! They won't stop telling me how pretty it was anhat I missed!! FML

#4341464
103 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by a-scared (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day After Bieng Supportive Fir Nearly A Year, My Brother Finally Cummd Out Of The Closet An Introducd The Family To His New Boyfriend. His New Boyfriend Happens To Be My Ex-boyfriend. Guess I Know Y That Didn't Work Out Now. FML

#4338265
84 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 4:01pm - misc - by tryingnottocare (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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