Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 8:18pm - misc - by Michigan (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, mommy. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by 918boyz (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 11:06am - misc - by seriously?? - United States (Florida)
Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was okay. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by suicide (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my airline lost my luggage when I flew back from France. They also lost my luggage when I flew to France. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 8:54am - misc - by Dr. Jack (man) - United States (California)
Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by parishiltonsbff (man) - United States (California)
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by WestboroBC (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by j0natron (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, the only girl I'm friends with deleted my comment off of her profile because she was too embarrassed that people would see we were friends. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by sh33zy (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 3:25pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)
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