Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by j0hn (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my parents met my boyfriends parents for the first time. Bailing us out of jail. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by DB (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I went round to my Grandparents' to help set up their new Satellite TV. When I turned it on, for some reason it defaulted to "Arab Babes TV". I was therefore inadvertently responsible for the broadcast of porn in my Grandparents' living room. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 5:55pm - misc - by Hello my name is (man) - United Kingdom
Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by JRock - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was at a party and all my friends started asking me ways they could leave so no one would notice because the party sucked. It was MY party. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by SIK of everything (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, while walking through the fragrance area in a shopping center a women behind me asked; "Excuse me miss, would you like to sample our new fragrance line." I'm a 19 year old male. I turned around expecting her to correct herself. She didn't. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by highlycontagious - United States (Illinois)
Today, my Grandma was showing me an ancient family letter. It was apparently written by someone historically famous. She was going on about how important it was, in such good condition too, worth a lot. I dropped my glass of juice. It spilt all over it. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by damn-it (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was happy because my exact shirt and sweater were in seventeen magazine. They were in the "what not to wear" category. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by secenteenmagazine. - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 11:22pm - misc - by FailAtLife - United States (Illinois)
Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my mother told me she was going out of town this weekend. I re-assured her that I would not throw a party. She replied "Oh, like you have enough friends to do that." FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by stinker (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, while working on a carpentry project with my friend at 2am, and enjoying some beers, I cut my hand and realized I needed medical attention. Neither of us being in driving shape, I knocked on my parents bedroom door to request a ride. I was told I had to wait for them to "finish." FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by Whothrewhim (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by well then... (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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