Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 5:59pm - misc - by lalalee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by mediocreboobs (woman) - United States (California)
Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by wnrz (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was secretly listening to a voicemail from my mom in maths class when I accidentally hit the speaker phone button. My whole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my mother told me that my father once told her that he was glad she wasn't a red head. He wouldn't have married her if she was because he hates red heads. I am his red-headed daughter. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by Nikkalicious16 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 9:29am - misc - by Thatkid (man) - Singapore
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 3:35am - misc - by asdf1851 - United States (North Carolina)
Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother's name. When I told her it was not my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it was not my sister either, she said "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by fuckthat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
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