Today, I spent 300 dollars making colored flyers for my iPhone that I lost. On the flyer I wrote for whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward. I wrote the phone number of my iPhone that I lost. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AppState (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I got a 31% on a Chinese test at school. I moved here to New Jersey from China two months ago. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 3:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by AnnaMarie. (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by doneanddone (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend my self and ran into the living room. I slipped on my tile floor and smashed my TV with the bat. No one was in my house but I left my radio turned on. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Slipperywhenwet (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at their family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4-year old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say "You're fat! I like fat things." FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 5:52am - misc - by Judiee (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by RosaP (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by mylifeisamovie - United States (New York)
Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 12:03am - misc - by caswell 1 (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
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On 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by bojangles (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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