Today, I woke up in a girls bed, that I have had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 11:29am - misc - by VacationTSA (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was marked absent from my math class because nobody in my class noticed I was there. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Invisible (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I blurted out : "Are you having fun ?" FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by cynicalcindy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 1:51am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldnt fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by sucks2suck (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 10:51pm - misc - by Rye (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by Fack. (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by authentic (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 5:59pm - misc - by lalalee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by mediocreboobs (woman) - United States (California)
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