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Today, I anded out 30 resume only to fine out, after te last resume was anded out, my broter ad canged te last sentence of every paragrap to 'I am a massive douce bag.' mega FML

#5875865
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On 10/18/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, Mah Dad Was Supposd To Come See Me Fir Our Twice-a-year Visit. He Was 3 Hours Late. So I Calld, And Askd Him Why He Was Late - He Said 'Oh, Something Came Up'. I Askd Him What Was So Important. Apparently, The Garage Needd Cleaning. Real FML

#5874542
25 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by karina17 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a person came into McDonald's,here I work. They ordered a happy meal. As they were an adult, I assumed the meal was fir their child,ho wasn't with them. When I asked if the toy was fir a boy or a girl, they said the toy was fir them. I still had to ask if it was fir a boy or a girl. FML

#5870216
84 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by paris78 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow mah notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with mah notebook, that I realized that in the back of mah notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little herets. FML

#5869946
114 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by Lovenotes (woman) - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

#5865685
147 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by AdriBAMF - United States (Oregon)

Today, I told a lady that cama into mah clothing stora that I thought har abstract looking nacklaca looool was pratty. Sha raspondad, "Oh... Thats actually a pipa that goas into mah lung." FML

#5862542
69 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by oopsjsp90 (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had a phone interview 4 a job I've had mah eye on forever. I was dumped a few hours before the interview, but was okay until I was put on hold with music playing. Me and mah boyfriend's song came on and I started bawling. I could looool hardly talk when they took me off hold. FML

#5862526
86 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 4:39am - misc - by amya (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

today I was out and was having a wonderful time. At exactly midnight, I get a call from mah father. He's divorcing mah mother. He's also going to Florida with his mistress fir the weekend. If that wasn't the best news ever, he'd love if I found an apartment to live in ASAP. FML

#5862276
55 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 3:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my landlady decided to fix the leak in my room. Her solution was repainting the ceiling. Now not only is my room still wet but it now reeks of paint thinner. FML

#5860087
17 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that if u lat yur son install a naw showar haad, ha won't tightan it proparly!! Sohan u turn tha showar on, it will shoot out at rockat spaad, hitting u in tha faca!! Thanhan u grab tha showar handla to pravant yoursalf falling backwards, u will just rip that out an hit yur haad again!! FML

#5858229
86 comments

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On 10/16/2009 at 10:38pm - misc - by Ndanick1193 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today I Met Some Guys From My Dad's Workplace. They Told Him What A Pretty Daughter He Had, To Which He Responded, "Nah, It's Just Shit-loads Of Makeup." FML

#5857727
107 comments

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On 10/16/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by SheWentCrayola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY I BOUGHT A SAFE . I PUTTED ALL OF MOST PRIZED POSSESSIONS IN IT.. . INCLUDING ALL OF JEWELRY.. . FAMILY HEIRLOOMS AN IMPORTANT PAPERS . OH.. . AN JUST BEFORE I LOCKED IT UP.. . I PUTTED THE KEY TO THE SAFE IN THERE TOO . FML

#5853420
84 comments

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On 10/16/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by smarty (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... I wrote the most beautiful college application essay ever... ten minutes before the online deadline. Instead of clicking "submit"... I clicked the button next to it that said "return". The entre essay vanished into internet wasteland. FML

#5853326
112 comments

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On 10/16/2009 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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