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Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML

#21504603
91 comments

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On 12/16/2015 at 9:47pm - misc - by phone-less - United States (Illinois)

Today, my sister finally came home from the hospital with my new baby nephew. When I got a chance to hold him, my mother mentioned that he looked a lot like me when I was a baby. My sister started crying. FML

#21504149
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On 12/15/2015 at 7:32pm - misc - by hi_im_ughlee (woman) -

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Today, I went for a much needed relaxing massage. As I lay down, the renovation works in the next building started up. FML

#21504091
23 comments

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On 12/15/2015 at 5:01pm - misc - by BangBangBzzz (woman) -

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

#21503943
114 comments

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On 12/15/2015 at 8:03am - misc - by ConfusedGirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

#21503817
99 comments

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On 12/14/2015 at 10:30pm - misc - by sarahrachel - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I found out that rats have made my car their new home. I haven't even finished paying it off yet. FML

#21503794
63 comments

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On 12/14/2015 at 9:16pm - misc - by InfestedCarOwner - United States (California)

Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML

#21503640
61 comments

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On 12/14/2015 at 12:21pm - misc - by pampa31 (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, my parents decided that the best way to save money was to dilute everything we drank with water. Only one more year of watered down soda and juice to go. FML

#21503382
96 comments

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On 12/13/2015 at 7:15pm - misc - by BasicallySodaFlavoredWater (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my step-brother went grocery shopping alone for the first time. He came home with Ramen and 14 bottles of chocolate milk, which will expire by the 20th. My step-dad is insisting we eat it so it doesn't go to waste. FML

#21503235
83 comments

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On 12/13/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by noodlesandmilk (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I discovered that I've spent so much time playing Sudoku in the bathroom at work that I've trained myself to need to pee whenever I open the app. FML

#21503111
45 comments

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On 12/12/2015 at 11:40pm - misc - by sudoku_fiend - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and 9 other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML

#21503048
62 comments

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On 12/12/2015 at 8:13pm - misc - by not invited - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my step mom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a step mom. FML

#21502978
94 comments

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On 12/12/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

#21502917
53 comments

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On 12/12/2015 at 12:22pm - misc - by Knaxer - United States (Maryland)



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