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Today, I was writing an exam when the student sitting behind me finished and left, kicking his water bottle under my chair. I paid no mind to it. Later, I receive a call from the school that I've been suspended. Apparently that water bottle had cheat notes written all on the inside of the label. FML

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On 04/15/2009 at 3:50am - misc - by InMeteor (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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#1 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:03pm by australiaaaa

lol its so stressful to try to be the first commenter... u cant think of anything to say so u gotta go with something generic like "that sucks"

#2 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:04pm by badboy6865

LMFAOSA
Sucks to be you.

#3 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:06pm by Meow34

#1 congratulations, but who honestly gives a shit.

To the OP, that really sucks. Remember to help keep the classroom spotless next time! :( :P

#4 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:06pm by ryan__h

That's when you tell them who was sitting behind you, and if the person aced the exam then they will probably believe you.

#5 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:15pm by ewarren85

That's so horrible! The kid behind you is such a cheating bastard! First, he cheats, then he kicks his trash under your desk and frames you... at least if you want to be a cheating idiot, take the evidence with you. --;

#6 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:16pm by Sakkii

Wait, unless you were in a really tiny class or something, how in the world would they know it was you? And wouldn't they have compared the notes to the test to see if you even had the same information? Also, wouldn't the teacher have talked to you first rather than you receiving a call from the school? Normally I hate when people try to prove FMLs fake, but this seems HIGHLY improbable.

Unless you're in high school, in which case this makes total sense.

#7 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:16pm by alexdz

They have the bottle, don't they? Just take the writing and then write so they can compare it. Or show them notes you've taken over the past few days and the bottle.

#8 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:22pm by SunlightVeins

#7- I am a senior at a pretty large university, and I actually have a class with assigned seats this semester. Which is insane. But apparently it happens?

But I agree. It seems very, very improbably, unless it is a very small school.

#9 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:22pm by Ohnoitslindsay

I would be happy getting a few days off school.....hopefully its not in school suspension

#10 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:25pm by ryan__h

get CSI involved!
ps. props to the other person for finding a new and creative way to cheat.

#11 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:25pm by ktiskrazy

Lot's of schools and universities assign seats for exams, so I don't think that's what makes it improbable. But it could very easy be cleared up by comparing the notes on the bottle to the OPs exam. If it's not fake, why don't you go back and suggest that to them?

#12 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:27pm by mobius8

:/ Water bottles w/ cheat notes is such an old trick. I certainly hope you don't let kids keep bottles on their desks while they are taking exams. Next time have your students put ALL of their belongings in the front of the room.

#13 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:33pm by xkaokaox

Ouch. Getting blamed for someone else's deed? Definitely FYL

#14 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm by Monty_Python

#10, IN SCHOOL SUSPENSION? sorry, I really doubt she's still in middle school.

#15 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm by xClarkGable

If the notes are handwritten, get them to compare the writing. That should prove it wasn't you pretty easily. If they're typed I guess you're screwed.

#16 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:39pm by skierguy

#15 I'm not sure but I thought they had that in high school also.

#17 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:42pm by ryan__h

On the bright side, you don't have to stress over exams!

#18 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:43pm by jesusjr

#18 but the OP will stress about failing the quarter/semester/year for "cheating" on the exam.

#19 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:46pm by ryan__h

#15, I'm a senior in high school and the principal still makes us have In School Suspension. Of course he's a bastard who's all too happy to torment the students more than a principal should..

to the OP: Sucks for you =\ Just don't sweat it, because if the person is so horrible at school and then suddenly gets good grades, then the teacher SHOULD know somethings up....Good luck though.

#20 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:49pm by suki987

That really sucks dude. I hope you feel better

#21 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:51pm by rnegi

thought so #20

#22 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:51pm by ryan__h

Explain to the teacher it wasn't you who cheated and to look at your past record to fix it?

I agree with #2 :P

#23 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:55pm by SSC

I tried that lie too. You need a better excuse..

#24 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:56pm by FML_x2

no school would suspend you without talking to you first - this obviously never happened.

#25 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:58pm by kelther

Unlucky. FYL \:

#26 - On 04/15/2009 at 3:08pm by Curtieeeez

...that's horrible.
A genius way to cheat, but that's horrible.

#27 - On 04/15/2009 at 3:17pm by Liquid_Blue

Fight back! Don't let them suspend you for something you didn't do and make it look bad on your personal record. Jeez explain it to someone that's not fair. And how can they suspend you if there is no direct evidence? There was a water bottle under your desk so somehow it's your fault? That's like seeing a cigarette smashed on the ground next to you and being accused of smoking

#28 - On 04/15/2009 at 3:24pm by eleanor_rigby

@15 - When I was in high school, we also had in school suspension. It was usually the punishment for getting caught skipping, which it would be stupid to give you time off for.

#29 - On 04/15/2009 at 3:28pm by sh0es

The teacher proctoring the exam should be able to determine if the cheat sheet was yours or not. Demand a chance to defend yourself and question the teacher. Find out who was seen with the water bottle (have them question other students) and make sure the cheater pays.

#30 - On 04/15/2009 at 3:32pm by Guairdean

that sucks but can't you just tell them the truth about what happened? and obviously if it was you, you wouldn't leave it under your own chair.

#31 - On 04/15/2009 at 3:34pm by charlottex33

Nice story....;)

#32 - On 04/15/2009 at 3:38pm by TheUnnamedOne

#7 I don't think you can get suspended in college... I haven't heard of anyone at my school getting suspended at least

#33 - On 04/15/2009 at 3:44pm by Fenali

lmfaooooooo. nicee.

#34 - On 04/15/2009 at 3:54pm by ayee_bbygirll

#15: just because you are in one place doesn;t mean anything, I know where I am they still have In school and they do in texas because I stayed there for a couple years. And I have friends in high school in Texas and D.C and they have In school.


But yeah that is so messed up.

#35 - On 04/15/2009 at 4:03pm by ohhhhshizzz

fingerprinting isn't difficult. Your prints should be nowhere on the bottle....IF they kept the bottle. If they didn't keep the bottle, they have no evidence and you were not given a chance to prove yourself. Guess you're guilty till proven innocent huh?

#36 - On 04/15/2009 at 4:06pm by bryan314

good luck explaining that lol. ask them to do a dna test of the hole of hte water bottle lol.

#37 - On 04/15/2009 at 4:15pm by liljon3

YDI
Next time pick up the trash

#38 - On 04/15/2009 at 4:16pm by wowfmlife

#7 technically you can, though it is on a semester basis rather than daily. You will not have to reregister the following semester, but until then you will not be allowed to sign up for classes or receive grades. And I don't know of any highschool classes that let you leave school when you finish a test.

#40 - On 04/15/2009 at 4:24pm by Ohnoitslindsay

that sucks.
karma is a bitch.
hope you passed the exam ;)

#41 - On 04/15/2009 at 4:31pm by sLap

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#42 - On 04/15/2009 at 5:00pm by BB_baby

#13 thats what they do at my university...you can have a waterbottle, but the label has to be ripped off, no hats, no jackets, or hoodies, if you keep a hoodie on they body check you, you cant have a cell phone on your person, off or not, if they catch you will a cell, even off, you get 0 on the exam

#43 - On 04/15/2009 at 5:21pm by madame_malfoy

Explain to them, and maybe they'll understand if you show them the answers on the water bottle and the answers on your test.

#44 - On 04/15/2009 at 5:37pm by xiloveyoux3

even if this bastard did get away with this and u took total blame isnt a suspension a bit 2 much 4 just cheating.............but yeah that sucks:( ay lookin on the bright side u got sum time off from school??

#45 - On 04/15/2009 at 5:47pm by u1battlewe1war

#15 - We had ISS in our high school too. Unless someone did something really bad, wouldn't it make more sense to make them come to school than to basically give them free days off?

#40 - I had assumed that if the OP was in college, that they were suspended from completing the semester and re-registering. Although, more likely a college would simply kick you out, not suspend you.
And the OP doesn't say that the other person left school. Maybe they were leaving for a field trip, or going to the library.

#43 - HARSH! Wow, what kind of university does that? I mean, I'm at Mizzou and in none of the classes I've taken (which range from huge intro classes to senior-level classes) have I ever had that strong of restrictions on tests. Not saying they don't exist, but wow!

#46 - On 04/15/2009 at 5:59pm by alexdz

i've never even heard of the waterbottle trick b4! hahaha, good one to know for the future hehe

#47 - On 04/15/2009 at 6:31pm by Yogirl1223

15, why would in-school suspension mean middle school? My school had inschool up to 12th grade, and once you got to high school and it was nearly impossible to get an out of school suspension - after all if they gave you OSS everyone would be trying to get suspended for the free days

#48 - On 04/15/2009 at 6:46pm by cartering

shit, usually if a person cheats with any form of an item, they should get rid of the evidence

#49 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:04pm by Serial

OP must be in high school. Colleges know their students have enough sense not to take stuff like this sitting down. You always have some sort of hearing.

OP: Even if you are in HS, you still don't have to take this. Go talk with the admins, and if they don't listen, get your parents to call. Tell them who sat behind you, and don't feel obligated to defend the person that tried to frame you (btw, the other kids actually won't think it's uncool to not let yourself be taken advantage of, just so you know). If they weren't intentionally trying to frame you, they would have thrown the bottle out.

#50 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:08pm by gsfgf

Defend your case :}

#51 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:09pm by Ric3ball

Compare handwriting? There have got to be a million things you could do to prove your innocence. Put on your grown-up pants and do something about it.

#52 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:47pm by Ibeapirate

They didn't event talk to you about it? They just suspended you? That hardly seems fair. It still is likely. You can't really figure out who did it, because a lot of people just copy enough answers to get an okay grade, not all of them. They can't compare handwriting, because somebody else could have written it for you. Anyway, you should go argue with them, because that's messed up.

#53 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:48pm by curryndricegirll

Do you know who was sitting behind you? Get them to compare the handwriting. But that really sucks.

#54 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:49pm by Dreamlite

I doubt this... in my school your not aloud to take anything into an exam other than a pencil, pen, eraser and that stuff. No water bottles because they know that kids try that.

#55 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:57pm by _FACKMYLIFE_

wow sorry sweetie...go kick the kids ass...and hope you got a chance to explain they werent yours. hand writting analysis.

#56 - On 04/15/2009 at 8:02pm by 22

#5/#8 had it - go back, show the discrepancies.

I hate FMLs where they can fix the issue, but don't. It sucks you got framed, but its an easy fix, so why don't you fix it?

#57 - On 04/15/2009 at 8:34pm by nateisntcreative

Wow...that is really messed up.

#58 - On 04/15/2009 at 8:59pm by Rainingtopaz

#7 Yeah I was wondering about that too but I guess it was either a small class, high school class, or they have assigned seats. That really sucks.

OP: If your class is small/organized enough that they know everyone's names, you could try to ask some other students that were sitting near you if they saw the guy walk in with the water bottle?

#59 - On 04/15/2009 at 8:59pm by nuga

#55, if i were you i would ask to get a drink of water every 5 minutes, they cant say no

#60 - On 04/15/2009 at 9:57pm by cucuto89

what.

a.

bitch.

#61 - On 04/15/2009 at 11:53pm by bubs_AKA_vermin

I would go back to school and get suspended again for whupping some asses, wtf aint nothing worse then being wrongly accused! I would bet their asses for real

#62 - On 04/16/2009 at 12:52am by Put_u_on_blast

ohhh i bet the person sitting behind you kicked it on purpose, then told the prof that they saw YOU cheating and that there was a water bottle with cheat notes on it. and after you left, the prof saw the water bottle and then it was 'confirmed'. well that just sucks haha

#63 - On 04/16/2009 at 1:43am by elliebelle1990

Defend your case by telling them to compare the hand-writing!!
That person is such a prick! damnn

#64 - On 04/16/2009 at 1:59am by venom7

I want my water bottle back!!!! just kidding, that really sucks! fight it!

#65 - On 04/16/2009 at 3:27am by kudaman

You fail the course in College not be suspended. Suspension is for plagiarism. Must be high or middle school.

#66 - On 04/16/2009 at 3:29am by Saiduck

dna test, finger prints, handwriting analyst.

#67 - On 04/16/2009 at 4:06am by nodbor

who the heck puts notes on the INSIDE of the label?! its too obvious!
eiter put the on the outside, or on papar that you can hide in ur pen!
oh, and it sucks to be you

#68 - On 04/16/2009 at 4:22am by superkid

"It's not mine, check the answers and handwriting against the cheat notes on the label"

It's almost as if some people live in a sit-com.

#69 - On 04/16/2009 at 8:52am by tapegun

yeah! fight back, do handwriting compariosons, and show them your study notes

#70 - On 04/16/2009 at 6:13pm by genki008

nice nice, thanks for the new idea!

#71 - On 04/17/2009 at 6:32pm by nafiul93

ain't that some shit.

#72 - On 04/17/2009 at 6:35pm by ugk4life

thats bullshit! i would do anything 2 prove i didnt cheat

#73 - On 04/18/2009 at 4:58am by hattar

this kind of injustice pisses me off. the dude behind you deserves to be cracked in the face.

#74 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:43pm by WildBill1337

1007 people think you deserved it. Idiots, that kinda sucks.

#75 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:38pm by Misha

DNA test even.

#76 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:54am by Scars

Except DNA tests are expensive and require DNA. It's not like on CSI where you just push a button and BEEP the person's photo appears.

#77 - On 04/22/2009 at 4:14am by Tsukasa

Dang, it's like he wanted you to be suspended.

#78 - On 04/23/2009 at 8:37pm by o_x

it should be fine if you dont have all of the same answers on your test that were in the bottle.

#79 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:41pm by eaglesfan761

So how did all of that turnout, were you able to prove your case?

#80 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:22pm by Legallyme

Brilliant idea!!

#81 - On 06/21/2009 at 12:11am by 1234five

Did you touch it? If not, ask them to fingerprint it and give them samples of your fingerprints. I'm sure there are other ways you could prove it wasn't yours...

#82 - On 06/25/2009 at 10:47pm by Bathory

Punch the kid behind you in the nose

#83 - On 06/27/2009 at 3:10am by RoyalBloodline

#79 u are brilliant... and so is the kid who did that

#84 - On 09/07/2009 at 11:56am by AtoZandBeyond

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