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Today, I was putting a new lightbulb in when my wife walks into the room and says "you can't see a thing, i'll turn the light on for you". And she did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27926) - you deserved it (2215)

On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version

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Ok first things first, I'm an electrician and 120V really doesn't hurt that much, it's more of a tingle really, so suck it up princess. Second, you only get a shock from that if your fingers are actually in the socket, so if that's what you're bitching about then you sir, are a dumbass of the highest order and deserve that zap.

#10 - On 03/13/2009 at 9:38pm by Komarii

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is your wife blonde?

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 9:25pm by timmytwofinger

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