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Today, I got stoned at a party for the first time. On the drive home I sat at an intersection waiting for the green light for few minutes. I finally realized the green light was never coming. So did the cop behind me. I was at a stop sign. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10009) - you deserved it (59426)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:57pm - misc - by Dani (woman) - United States (California)

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