Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
I agree, your life sucks (61277) - you totally deserved it (11614)
On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
did you not even look at what you were swallowing?!
thats what she said
#2 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:14pm by shawnarawwwrr
I hope you don't have a pet rabbit or something...could be a turd.
#8 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:20pm by plaidrabbit
maybe you dropped 2 pills and you found one and took it. then found the second later.
#9 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:21pm by 22
HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST ONES I HAVE HEARD!!!!!! awww man that suxx! lol i think it would best if u DIDNT know what u swallowed LOL this is hilarious!!!
#14 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:22pm by average_girl
I did it once before, too. Dropped a pill on the ground, wasn't wearing my glasses, and ended up popping a button into my mouth (I have no idea where the button came from, however). Thankfully, mine was supposed to be dissolved, and when it didn't dissolve I realized something was wrong. Hopefully whatever you swallowed will pass without problems!
#16 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:24pm by Fields4mint
HAHAHAHA THIS IS ONE IF THE BEST ONES I HAVE HEARD!!! i think it would be best if u DIDNT know what u put in your mouth LOL this is hilarious!!!
#17 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:24pm by average_girl
i once reached into a shoe of mine, and thinking i had found a marble, grabbed it and saw that it was a black widow.
so... there's that.
Why do so many of you have shit of some kind on your floors so that your first response is rat turd or the like? FYL for being surrounded by so much shit.
#21 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:30pm by rukusrazor
i hope it wasn't another kind of pill that you shouldn't have been taking...
#22 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:30pm by apetroulis
#22, do you mean the Blue Pill?
Maybe you accidentally picked up 2 pills instead of 1, which made you drop them both?
#23 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:31pm by vt_mruhlin
oh god. hahahaha. can i just say that i love how your phrased this. and OBVIOUSLY you're fine, it was probably just a grain of rice or something.
#24 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:32pm by hiddentabloids
Oh damn! LOL. It might have been another pill, but if you really didn't feel anything it's probably fine. ^_^
dude if this was the matrix you might have totally fucked yourself over.
#31 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:37pm by bipolarchipmunk
POOP HAHAHHAHAHHAHA LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHA SHE ATE A POOP HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
#35 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:43pm by Jesus_is_cool
My gosh, do all of you have some sort of animal feces on your floor? That's disgusting...what if that OP actually doesn't have rats or...bunnies in her house? I could be anything...maybe even a pill from a few days ago. I think I've done that xP
But if it was a bug of some sort of feces...FYL. *shudders*
lmao @ 31
this is like that Tootsie pop thing...the world may never know
#42 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:55pm by save_me_08
#40 I was laughing at the stupid comments, and then I see yours. It wasn't funny. Maybe if you finished but you didn't so we shall never know.
#49 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:13pm by ohhhhshizzz
lol that sucks but Ive done something similar. Most likely it was just a crumb or bit of fuzz or something.
Also, most pills (aside from vitamins) are a light color or bright color so its doubtful she accidentally ate some sort of animal feces.
hmmm...
hopefully it wasn't a dead bug or something.. lol
#55 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:25pm by summersong89
so hows your life f'd ? your still alive aint you and well enough to post this, must of been a smarties candy or sumtin check your poo later
#56 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:25pm by B1GV1N
It amazes me how it doesn't occur to some people that it could have been a different pill, not necessarily a foreign object.
You're still alive, so your fine and this is not really a FML. Just you being a dumbass
#67 - On 04/13/2009 at 7:10pm by dkcc1988
Maybe it was a maggot.. you know those things that go into your skin and suck blood and obviously become fat.
#71 - On 04/13/2009 at 7:21pm by Policeboy1
#67, how is it not an fml? Just cause he didn't die doesn't mean it's not an fml. I haven't seen an fml yet that was posted about someone dying over something they did.
#72 - On 04/13/2009 at 7:22pm by Adamantoise
oh shit
well you would have tasted it if it was something rlly bad
it was prolly nothing harmful and will pass...in time
#2-->you dont pull the "that's what she said" on your own jokes.
but to the poster..this was funny but i think you'll live!
good luck.
#75 - On 04/13/2009 at 7:33pm by baby_bitch
^^^ sorry i dont know the rules of thats what she said, i didnt know there was a rulebook telling me when i can and cannot use it.
ps 77, i totally did that. hahahaha
#76 - On 04/13/2009 at 7:36pm by shawnarawwwrr
I can just see #2 snickering to himself after he posted his comment, then going back and editing in "that's what she said," and it totally makes me smile :)
Also, BEST FML I've read in a WHILE! Truly, truly, what DID you swallow??! Hilarious.
whatever it was it helped you sleep!
oh, and in a few hours, you'll see what you ate
if you know what i mean 0.0
#78 - On 04/13/2009 at 7:38pm by bahahaha
oh i cant even tell you how many times this has happened to me when I'm half-asleep. hopefully it wasn't anything bad haha!
#76..thanks for editing the part about me killing myself..that was just a bit harsh.
#84 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:04pm by baby_bitch
I'm with 67. If you're not dead, this is not an FML. How is your life fucked?
And I like how this one is bringing out the crazies ;)
#85 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:15pm by Ohnoitslindsay
The real FML isn't the wonder pill, but rather the other pill.
The FML should be read as follow:
"Today, I learned about placebo. FML"
#88 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:34pm by NorfolkDude
The real FML isn't the wonder pill, but rather the other pill.
The FML should be read as follow:
"Today, I learned about placebo. FML"
#89 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:35pm by NorfolkDude
One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small. And the ones that your mother gives you don't do anything at all. Go ask Alice, when she's 10 feet tall.
Hahahaha! Congrats on having one of the best FMLs ever written.
#93 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:46pm by fmlsmymiddlename
I know it's been mentioned before that the process for approving FMLs is kind of skewed, but this one is approaching the painfully mundane. This should be considered a FYL exclusively for the fact that you think this is worth telling anyone other than a room mate in passing conversation.
hahaha, you remind me of one of my friends. i hope you're okay. :D
#97 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:46pm by Newtons_Cradle
i have to say that this is probably my new favorite FML. the way it is written makes it great. applause for making me laugh.
#100 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:49pm by geiger49er
i have to say that this is probably my new favorite FML. the way it is written makes it great. applause for making me laugh.
#101 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:49pm by geiger49er
That's why you don't eat things after they fall on the ground, especially small hard to find things.
You didn't deserve this, just be smarter next time :)
One time I was half asleep, and for some reason I thought I was putting a spoonful of peas in my mouth. There was no spoon or peas, so there's a good chance you just washed your hand and either swallowed air or just sucked on your finger.
#106 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:27pm by curryndricegirll
what kind of pill? cuz im under the impression that its a birth control pill.. if so how can you mistake those for anyting else?!
but on the otherhand.. if it is birth control you still found the pill in the end.. so no unwanted pregnancies :)
#108 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:06pm by deathbybutterfly
I hope it wasn't a dg turd or something.
but seriously, I laughed so hard reading this!!!
#110 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:15pm by mrsvalo_shitface
If nothing bad has happened in 5 hours, you're probably good to go. Hopefully. Anyways, pay more attention to what you put in your mouth.
#111 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:30pm by audiogasmic
This was hilarious. Well written or phrased. It was just perfect! Hope you didn't swallo anything too gross.
#112 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:45pm by howdidithappen
So the moral of the story is...you're pregnant now?
Don't go into the rabbit hole, Neo. The next movie will suck.
#115 - On 04/14/2009 at 12:24am by RyanRaygun
EW. Haha, this FML is great. Now I'm thinking about what it could have been. A little bug?
#118 - On 04/14/2009 at 12:58am by lifeislife
#20: I once picked up a peanut on my bed only to realize after 1 second that it was a maggot. One of the worst moments of my life. And now everyone probably thinks I'm gross for a maggot being on my bed. I have no clue how it got there.
#121 - On 04/14/2009 at 1:01am by lifeislife
#21, LMFAO.
#115, that's kind of gross, especially if it was alive. :(
#123 - On 04/14/2009 at 1:17am by drinkupgorgeous
This is definitely one of my favourites!
You know, if you were Neo we'd all be screwed.
#124 - On 04/14/2009 at 1:35am by ljuwaidah
#115[the one about the maggot...comments are being shit], that sucks. i think i literally would have thrown up.
#125 - On 04/14/2009 at 1:45am by shawnarawwwrr
thank you #90.
Jefferson airplane.
By the way. This has happened to me with a birth control pill and something that lives between my couch cushions. Don't feel so bad.
I'm astounded by how many people are making excuses. Why would you ever put anything in your mouth without knowing what it was? Half-sleeping or not, that should be ingrained into the human condition, honestly. Suddenly /everyone's/ an idiot? If you're that tired, wait a bit and wake up first.
YDI
#127 - On 04/14/2009 at 5:07am by deliciouskaek
Honestly, I'm lucky I didn't post this one. I switched to a larger size pill before it could happen.
#129 - On 04/14/2009 at 6:27am by dearambivalence
LOL the exact same thing happaned to me once..
But maybe it's best that we don't know what we swallowed.
Ignorance is bliss right?
OMG, 20 just overshadowed the original op, and I though his life was f'd until I read that.
#136 - On 04/14/2009 at 12:00pm by alwaysalady
#114 made me crack up.
lol that comment is so asian guy =P
anyways you should look at it next itme but you probs know that.
LOL! This is one of the best ever! Ranks up there with the kid who's been celebrating his birthday on the wrong day.
#140 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:27pm by NewLogic87
#125 (shawnarawwwrr): Yeah I instinctively flung it somewhere, which may not have been the best idea because then I didn't know where it was...shudder...
#148 - On 04/14/2009 at 8:49pm by lifeislife
Try examining things before you eat them. People should be taught that when they're 3.
#149 - On 04/14/2009 at 9:01pm by Heathersaur
As gross as that is, at least you found your pill before anything could go awry. I guarantee labor is probably more disgusting than what you ate ;)
#153 - On 04/15/2009 at 1:59am by Stretch2643
this made me laugh so hard, thank god there are FMLs like this
#155 - On 04/15/2009 at 8:22pm by rachellaurenn
This is definately one of my favs if not my top FML. I'm gonna say if it's hurtin you you're better off not knowing, lol.
and WTF to #40.
#159 - On 04/17/2009 at 4:05pm by im4evaonyomind
why is it that people think it is okay to eat things off of the floor?!
#160 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:29am by idoitforlove
BHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA #35 MADE ME LAUGH AND I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN'T STOP!
#161 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:20pm by sewerdweler2494
It is VERY possible that you dropped more than one pill, that is, if it dropped while you were pouring the pill out of its bottle. I hope that's what happened.
#162 - On 04/19/2009 at 2:27am by LinkDaBoss
lol rat turd. it was a government exparamental nanobot that will make you into SUPPER MAN! lol 50 bill down the drain.
#167 - On 04/24/2009 at 9:28pm by meningless
I've never seen a birth control pill that looks like rodent droppings, a tictac, or a dead bug. Usually they're white or yellow, and matte while tictacs are glossy. Chances are, you dropped another pill of some other type and didn't notice, and just found that one. You're probably safe; just think of all the medications you could have possibly been on, probably none of them are dangerous in a dosage the size of a birth control pill [which are pretty small, for anyone who doesn't know].
Why does everyone assume it's a birth control pill...? There are lots of things you need to take daily.
@#2 My friend says that all the time, made me laugh to see it. :)
#177 - On 02/16/2010 at 9:58pm by ILoveMyLifeSoMuc
