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Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92311) - you deserved it (21264)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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did you not even look at what you were swallowing?!




thats what she said

#2 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:14pm by shawnarawwwrr

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I hope you don't have a pet rabbit or something...could be a turd.

#8 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:20pm by plaidrabbit

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