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Today, I had to sing in a choir for Easter. Without making it even halfway across the stage, my high heel got caught on a cord that was supposed to be "taped down" causing me and 20 other people to collapse. Turns out it was a main power cord that left us in the dark for 10 minutes. FML

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On 04/12/2009 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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well at least they didnt see you fall?

#2 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:03am by ajiir

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#7: So noone should ever wear high heels in case someone else fucks up?

#8 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:12am by plethora

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