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Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML


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On 01/10/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by doh - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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Good thing you didn't "do your business" in bed. I've done that. It sucked.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 4:42pm by emt420

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This is actually called a false awakening. My question is (to build on what emt420 said), since you dreamt about doing your business...did you actually? Everybody knows what happens when you dream about going to the toilet!

#3 - On 02/08/2009 at 7:40am by Rayn4u

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