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Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14999) - you deserved it (2399)

On 01/10/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by doh - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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Good thing you didn't "do your business" in bed. I've done that. It sucked.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 4:42pm by emt420

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Yeah, this has happened to me. @_@

#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 3:08pm by feels your pain.

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