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Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13301) - you deserved it (2089)

On 01/10/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by doh - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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