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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. While I was waiting for him to get ready, I saw a little purple change purse on his dresser. I picked it up, shook it and heard what I assumed was change clanging around in there, so I opened it and out of it poured about ten human teeth into my hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10185) - you deserved it (18810)

On 03/17/2010 at 10:58pm - misc - by Rachael (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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